Wednesday, March 23, 2011

And Just So We're Clear

According to Kevyn Jacobs:

Voted for Obama? Babykiller!

Actual babykiller? I'm so proud!

I Don't Know A Single Person That Got HIV From Sipping Tea, Or Whatever

In a nutshell, John Wagner thinks that it was better when HIV infection was an instant death sentence. Because now that HIV positive people are living longer, they have more time to spread their disease. That's no longer an instant death sentence. Or something.

And his partner Benjamin Jeanotte thinks there will never be a cure, because "the powers the [sic] be WANT IT TO SPREAD".

Warning: serious abuses of English ahead.

Tuesday, January 18, 2011

Attention SF Bay Area

This isn't drama so much as a heads-up.

Jeremy "Jay" Duer has a criminal history, with warrants out for his arrest. After his ex-boyfriend issued a restraining order against him, Jay broke into and robbed his apartment. Then Jay robbed a friend who let him stay in his apartment.

Jay was last seen out in San Francisco. If this guy is sleeping on your couch or in your guest room, you might want to rethink that shit.

Tuesday, January 4, 2011

Thursday, December 2, 2010

Sock Puppetry

So it should be obvious that we've been enjoying a frenzy of sock puppeting. What you might not know is that John Equality Mageochagáin-Eversoll Gagon is also a serial deleter. Here are a few deleted comments.
anonymouslover on Bear Drama: Investigation!

I played with John once and he is a wild boy in the sack and OMG is he furry. He has his teeth, he doesn't even like pot, hadn't even tried it until recently and was looking but when he found it, hated it, wouldn't even let me smoke it in front of him. Uses protection. He hates the smell of meth and is a top. Just wish he would stop smoking...breath ew but he doesn't chain. He did use poppers. He got hard for me (I am instantly hard for him) but has a hard time doing it for just anyone even though he might like them. I wish I could play with him again. I think you guys are hurting a truly gentle, wonderful man who has had a very ugly life. His family are mormons who have disowned him, he's lost children, half his family died recently, has had abusive ex's who took out all their drama on him while he just listened. I think he should get a pass for this one fucking heartache in his life. I only found this recently and haven't known him that long but he opened up ! a lot to me. So you trolls really do look like complete idiots and assholes....especially to anyone who actually knows Mike or John. Mike is a good man too and I'm not sure they are right for each other but he would give you the shirt off his back and is a true friend. I'm only saying this because I don't think anyone here truly knows who they're talking about.

adamsandler on Bear Drama: Keep Swinging

what's the body count adam?

fred on Bear Drama: Keep Swinging

Adam Reinstein, dude, you should give this up. Just delete his shit, it's not funny anymore.

al on Bear Drama: Keep Swinging

I'm afraid I have to agree with fred here. I used to like this blog. Now it just seems like the owner of this site is just big ASS #1. I think Adam is a douche and is perhaps the biggest queen of them all. Just sayin'

notoriouskub on Bear Drama: Keep Swinging

Adam Reinstein is in Reading PA and is probably going to get served. I know the police were looking for him already.

adamsandler on Bear Drama: Keep Swinging

Given that John regularly comps meals to friends, I think a petty copyright lawyer would prove trivial for him. He also worked in paralegal and has won a pro se case. To my knowledge, he got a negative response from Google but Microsoft is being more cooperative. His legal friends include Carolyn E. Wright, Esq. but is awaiting FBI response for jurisdiction and hence attorney referrals for that area where he will take this. Might end up in DC.

officercub on Bear Drama: Keep Swinging

COPPA is child online privacy protection act. did you get permission from him? I'm afraid he has you.

deputycub on Bear Drama: Keep Swinging

Report Abuse for copyright works too.

officercub on Bear Drama: Keep Swinging

$11,000 fine. LOL

adamsandler on Bear Drama: Keep Swinging

should list all your fellow admins if you wanted to clear your good name. you do have ability to delete comments. you should also be able to see who is in the list unless you are just lying.

Monday, November 29, 2010

Keep Swinging

Did everyone have a good Thanksgiving? I sure did. But there never seems to be enough stuffing. You know?

Anyway, now that the holiday is over, it's time to get back to business.
I am writing you so that you know you are in violation of an FTC law called COPPA as well as copyright infringement. Regardless of you obfuscate the picture, you are in violation in several ways.

You do not have verifiable parental permission nor copyrights of the picture of my daughter. Facebook maintains my copyright and holds a license to it that only applies to Facebook related sites until that picture is deleted. (see facebook copyright policy)

Feel free to contact me for settlement or any of the entities that will be in contact with you in the days to come.

John Gagon

Tuesday, November 23, 2010

Cleaning Our Inner Vessel

-------- Original Message --------
Subject: Hope your satisfied
Date: Tue, 23 Nov 2010 11:57:07 -0500
From: John Gagon

I'm thinking you may be very close to causing a bullycide and the blood will be on your hands. As much as JD might be drama queen, he is also a suicide risk. As much as I might despise his own possible contribution to the bullycide of others. I don't want to see his revenge get the best of him. I know you don't give a flying fuck there since you've already caused a few other deaths. You deserve to reap what you've sown. You propagate revenge and if legal action won't help you, maybe a good press release will.

The gay community has enough issues as it is without your precious little lol site causing people torment and pain. I'm about to write a press release. God forbid a group like NOM, FRC or FOX get a hold of your site which shows just how loving and caring the bear community is. It gets better does it? Maybe for you it will get worse. I don't think GLADD will be too happy either if I were to point this out. I think it's time we clean our inner vessel within the gay community because without doing so, we will not have a welcoming environment.

For chrissakes, use some fucking discretion when you are dealing with some of these people.

Just Give It A Stir

Another email sent to me:
You know, I am so deep in this shit I will never get out, so I thought at the very least I'd amuse some third parties. :)

---------- Forwarded message ----------

From: JH 
Date: Mon, Nov 22, 2010 at 9:36 PM
Subject: Re: fuck you

And on that note, I am issuing a restraining order against the both of you.

Have a good evening.

On Mon, Nov 22, 2010 at 7:04 PM, John Gagon wrote:
I don't want your stinky ass. it wasn't just a
bowl of soup. it was dinner for your whole
fucking party of 8 over 100$ and I was
giving you charity sex. you are not in my
league and I can't even get a half hardon
for you. Proof you fucking lie and bend the
truth. Aspie what now? aspies don't lie. you
watch yourself at night. I know where you

--Eowyn: I fear neither death nor pain.
Aragorn: What do you fear, my lady?
Eoywyn: A cage.

Thursday, November 18, 2010

Regarding The Recent John and Mike Equality Gagon-Eversoll Mageochagáin Mageochagáin-Eversoll Drama

I received this email yesterday:
Please take down the recent post with my long name in it. This involves a court custody battle and this may be constitute harm to the case which may require a subpoena of the owner of this blog. I understand the purpose of the site. But this is much more than mud slings between two lovers, this involves several legal issues regarding cohabitation abuse, assault, custody and other possible legal violations which I would rather spare your involvement in. I also recommend taking out the picture of the girl in this photo entirely.

-- Eowyn: I fear neither death nor pain. Aragorn: What do you fear, my lady? Eoywyn: A cage.
I was surprised to learn that this involves a court custody battle and "may be constitute" harm to the case which may require a subpoena of the owner of this blog. I thought it was just a screen cap I found on the web.

Monday, November 15, 2010

John and Mike Equality Gagon-Eversoll Mageochagáin Mageochagáin-Eversoll Drama

Thanks to Drama Cub for the anonymous tip!

Let's play Spot The Voice Of Reason. Can you do it? Can you find the lone voice of reason in this thread?

Spoiler: It's John Cody Williams.

Friday, September 24, 2010

Trail of Emotional Wreckage

Speaking of HIVersary celebrants, we received another update regarding Michael McQuaig. It seems we aren't the only ones aware of the boys' virulent HIVstory.

WoofTease Update

We received a couple of updates regarding the WoofTease/Club Cub non-profit scandal currently in progress.

The first update came on September 20th, when it looked like the problem had sorted itself out, much to the disappointment of drama bears everywhere.
“Project Halo, Dustin Slate and myself sat down for a meeting and agreed that we would not escelate [sic] this issue any further. Project Halo and ClubCub have reached an agreement that honors the donation promised, and after reviewing all 2009 finacial [sic] records Dustin has agreed that there were no misappropriation of funds. Any further action is a result of the State of NC and no longer involves Halo or Myself.”
However, due to ongoing lies and sockpuppet faggotry from Rex Mumea and Dustin Slate in the comments section of the original QNotes article, Project HALO is pursuing legal recourse. Money quote from Project HALO’s Rhonda Thomas:
I had an interesting meeting with Dustin Slate yesterday. He wants me to issue a statement apologizing for the “harm” done to Club Cub. Are you freaking kidding me?! Dustin, this is my response to the statement that I signed yesterday where I promised I would contact you on 9/23/10. If you and Rex are going to use this forum to spew your lies and pathetically try to defend yourself then so will I. Dustin, I actually felt sorry for you. I thought you might be the victim but that’s no longer the case. You were obviously well coached yesterday but I’m no dumbass. The $100 check you left on my table is still there and will not be cashed. I’m not attending your Pity Party ever again. Everything from here on out will done through the attorneys and/or the court system.
And just to turn this update into a big, self-referential circle jerk, here's a photo of Club Crabs attendees Jamie, on the left, and comicbookcub (aka boogercub) on the right, both of whom already have their own Bear Drama entries. Enjoy.

Friday, September 17, 2010


Bear Drama received an anonymous email.
I will give you what is probably the biggest news your blog has never posted in exchange for your identity.

A founding father of the modern day bear community has been a very very very bad boy... at least he wanted to be until Chris Hansen showed up.


Four days later, bingo. It turns out that the lead was true. I present you with International Mr. Bear 1999, the sole creator of  The International Bear Brotherhood Flag, and our very own Pedobear: Craig Byrnes.

Thursday, September 16, 2010

GRIDS Dispenser Dispenses Lies

Journal deletion in 5, 4, 3, 2...

UPDATE: Journal deleted.
FURTHER UPDATE: he came back!

Twice a year, the Dallas Bears throw a pool party to benefit AIDS Services of Dallas and/or the Dallas Food Pantry. Attendees are asked to donate one non-perishable food item, or a daily hygiene product. Voluntary tips at the open bar go to the AIDS Interfaith Network.

I know, what assholes, right? At least, that's what Roy Buckingham (seen here posing with another GRIDS dispenser) would have us believe.

Roy misrepresented the situation so massively in his journal that it took a full day for people to figure out what the fuck he was talking about. Because he COULDN'T POSSIBLY be talking about the charity pool party. Right?

Right, Roy?


First off, let's get this straight: WoofTease is, and has always been, shit. They are the Todd Goldman of bear merchandising, and if you own any of their t-shirts, you are dull, and stupid, and no one wants to know you. This development changes nothing.

For the past two years, WoofTease owners Rex Mumea and Dustin Slate have been running a 501(c)4 non-profit corporation called Club Cub, which is apparently a party event of some sort, with charity proceeds going to Project Halo, another non-profit that runs a no-kill animal shelter.

Only not really. Club Cub isn't a non-profit corporation. It isn't a corporation at all. They just claimed it on their website, which has since been scrubbed. They never had a contract with Project Halo, and never donated any money. When they got caught by a television news crew, they feebly offered a $100 cheque.

Thursday, April 8, 2010

Geoff Orr: Tantrum-Throwing Child/LOLcow/Crybaby/Fun!

Anonymous writes: "This is kind of old but seeing Geoff this weekend reminded me and I got a screen cap so here ya go. Bear With Me (Richard) and HeyPyro (Geoff Orr) use to be boyfriends, but Richard dumped Geoff because Geoff is a child. Now because of that Geoff has a total rage boner for Richard and picks online fights with him all the time. So richard makes this joke journl post and Geoff finds in and flips the fuck out. And this is the result. I also heard that Goeff tried to stir up shit with Dicky and Donavan saying that Richard was talking shit about them. He's done this sort of thing a million times before. Which is why he laughs about burning bridges in SF. Why anyone trusts him anymore I don't know. (Richard deleted it but I got a screen cap.) Anway enjoy!"

Thanks for the submission! Keep them coming!

Monday, April 5, 2010

Steve Harris Goes Pop

Perennial Also-Ran website Bearotic posted an exclusive spam interview with douchebulb A Bear's Life publisher Steve Harris who, after failing at both country and rock, has decided to try failing at dance pop. It's a banner day for Stevo! (Assuming he doesn't steal it.) YOU GO, GURL. You better WORK.

Cue "bear against bear" drama. Someone criticizes the music, and a cluster of retard bears rushes to Stevo's ill-spelled defense. (For the record, Gene, they're: jealousy, supposed, you're, on, and capice.)

But what's this? Accusations that Stevo didn't credit the actual songwriters? The songs are stolen? Stevo is caught sock-puppeting his own defense? Bearotic is caught furiously deleting previously posted responses, then takes down comments?

Honestly, Bearotic, it was the most traffic your site has seen, ever. Baby, why you gotta shut it down like that?

Thursday, February 11, 2010

You Still Have A Vagina. Fail.

That's right. Cat Macro Drama.

DJ Mad Adam wants the world to be his LOLcat. He spends a good chunk of his waking hours making and cross-posting them to various uninterested forums. Trouble is, they're never funny, and often don't even make sense. Any regular person with normal intelligence knows it's time to hang it up when the special needs Cat Macros community calls them on their unfunny wank, but not DJ Mad Adam. He sees it as a challenge.

[Clarification: DJ Mad Adam deleted about 75% of his back-and-forth posts to this thread. What you see here is the lopsided aftermath.]

"Silent Bob" Implies SILENCE

Oh dear. Paramount went and remade our beloved Trek. This can only result in NERD RAGE.


Wednesday, February 10, 2010

We Can End Gay Drama Forever

This came with little in the way of explanation. How do these gentlemen know one another? What's the back story? Is this a failed romance? Bitter enmity? Is Matt Strawn ESL?

The clues are few but tantalizing. Does anyone know more?

Tuesday, February 9, 2010

The Browneye Salute At Fiesta

John and Rob split up. These things happen. They wanted to make it amicable, but it didn't work out that way.

Things went south. Way south. Tucson brown south. Then Rob posted John's password in his Live Journal, and it all came out. So to speak.

Eat It, You Self-Righteous, Lying Fuck

Meet mamoosh. He used to be friends with Patrick Cancera, aka Father Moose. Then Father Moose got leukemia. Then he got pancreatic cancer. Then his stuffed animals started talking to him. Then he went on a walkabout in the desert, where Jesus appeared to him in a psychic vision disguised as Dave Wilson. Then things got weird.