Eat It, You Self-Righteous, Lying Fuck

Meet mamoosh. He used to be friends with Patrick Cancera, aka Father Moose. Then Father Moose got leukemia. Then he got pancreatic cancer. Then his stuffed animals started talking to him. Then he went on a walkabout in the desert, where Jesus appeared to him in a psychic vision disguised as Dave Wilson. Then things got weird.