Mooch.
The boy... he has problems, not the least of which is an almost total lack of perspective.
Back in 2001, Mooch arranged for his ultra-cake fantasy to come true by becoming a kept boy. He moved in with two bears in NYC. They would cover rent, expenses, everything. His end of the bargain? DO ANYTHING.
Pick up around the apartment. Sort laundry. Dust.
If you can't do any of that, at least snag a low-wage job. Volunteer. Fill your days with something. SOMETHING.
How long do you think it took him to fuck it up, and then lose his job, even after multiple second chances?
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way to go making fun of someone with aspergers.
ReplyDeleteAhahaha I knew this guy way back too.
ReplyDeleteOMG I have asperger's too! We all do!
ReplyDeleteI love how Asperger's has now become a blanket for coddling idiots and people with no social skills and who are just plain douchebags.
ReplyDeleteIt's the #1 most self-diagnosed illness among man-child bears!
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