Monday, April 5, 2010

Steve Harris Goes Pop

Perennial Also-Ran website Bearotic posted an exclusive spam interview with douchebulb A Bear's Life publisher Steve Harris who, after failing at both country and rock, has decided to try failing at dance pop. It's a banner day for Stevo! (Assuming he doesn't steal it.) YOU GO, GURL. You better WORK.

Cue "bear against bear" drama. Someone criticizes the music, and a cluster of retard bears rushes to Stevo's ill-spelled defense. (For the record, Gene, they're: jealousy, supposed, you're, on, and capice.)

But what's this? Accusations that Stevo didn't credit the actual songwriters? The songs are stolen? Stevo is caught sock-puppeting his own defense? Bearotic is caught furiously deleting previously posted responses, then takes down comments?

Honestly, Bearotic, it was the most traffic your site has seen, ever. Baby, why you gotta shut it down like that?

5 comments:

  1. but when is the "Bear's Life" photo shoot?

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  2. Seriously, what's the story with this guy? I know people hate him, but specifics are blurry.

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  3. social climbing wannabe A-Lister. basically everything he does is to increase his standing in the bear community.

    one of the best stories about him: I guess one year at Fiesta in Phoenix, he, as publisher of A Bear's Life, hosted a "Bear's Life" photo shoot and put it on the community message board...only he put something to the effect of "INVITE ONLY" under it...basically as a "we're hosting something YOU'RE not invited to". he invited specific guys and was basically a tool to everyone who wasn't. out of those he invited, very few showed up (presumably because he was being an elitist tool) and for the rest of the run, he kinda hid out because he was being mocked so bad. since then, it's kinda been a running joke at that run..."when's the Bear's Life photo shoot?"

    and don't even get me started about this: https://www.abearslifemag.com/goldcard.html

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  4. 16 weeks? Is that going to be enough?

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  5. Wow. That song is an autotune fiasco. Gotta love the "Adding comments has been disabled for this video" on YouTube.

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