Monday, November 22, 2010

John and Mike Equality Gagon-Eversoll Mageochagáin Mageochagáin-Eversoll Drama Part III: Gift of the Giftgiver

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  1. joejoeNovember 22, 2010 at 4:01 PM

    J D is more psycho than all of them. Wow, how do you get all of them together?

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  2. joejoeNovember 22, 2010 at 4:06 PM

    I don't see John giving JD charity grids.

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  3. tehcubNovember 22, 2010 at 5:58 PM

    Oh, I'm so sorry JD, John actually thought you liked him and that's why you were making out with him. And I apologize that he couldn't get it up for you ... since you give oral like a toothless cow.

    He bought you dinner for your birthday because, well - it was your birthday. There were no ulterior motives involved. But go ahead - think what you like.

    But it's nice to know that you'll stab people that used to consider you their friend in the back the first chance you get.

    And I blocked you because I have omitted you from my life. You do not exist in my world. This is the last message you will get from me on this public forum.

    Good day to you, sir.

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  4. markyNovember 22, 2010 at 6:19 PM

    Translating tardspek:

    JD fail to score John - Price: bowl of soup.
    JD fails to score Mike after divorce - Price: beardrama
    JD failing to get laid ever again?: Priceless

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  5. joejoeNovember 22, 2010 at 6:41 PM

    is it just me or does Jon look a bit like John Rhys-Davies with GRIDS
    http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0722636/

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  6. anxietybearNovember 22, 2010 at 6:43 PM

    LOL.

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  7. joejoeNovember 22, 2010 at 6:46 PM

    I meant JD aka jonathan/anxietybear lol

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  8. markyNovember 22, 2010 at 6:51 PM

    True, but with dingleberries and blackheads on his ass and yah, toothless cow is about right. I wouldn't be caught dead going commando in a kilt with junk like that.

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  9. J.D.November 22, 2010 at 6:55 PM

    You know, you really do deserve better.

    But I don't know why you don't seem to want better. That is unfortunate.

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  10. J.D.November 22, 2010 at 6:55 PM

    LOL

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  11. markyNovember 22, 2010 at 7:23 PM

    Sorry, I was thinking more of a Governor Ratcliffe.

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  12. J.D.November 22, 2010 at 7:33 PM

    It's true, you know. I am pretty fucking crazy. And vindictive. And I do have a zitty, fat ass. (I have a caveat with the GRIDS thing, tho. On account of the crazy, I get tested pretty often, and so far, no.)

    And I have to admit I honestly regret getting into any of this bullshit, because I really should have known better.

    But I didn't, and that's part of the difference: you already know I'm a snake. I pretty much laid it all out on the table to begin with and I am not going to deny it or try to take it back. This other kind of crazy is a gently unfolding lotus of fail. And here we are!

    I hope people learn something, because I sure have. At least, I think I have. Fuck, I don't know, tho.

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  13. joejoeNovember 22, 2010 at 7:36 PM

    toothless is best bro. what you talkin about?! Don't make fun of JD's mechanical head bob. Some guys like rachet action.

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  14. markyNovember 22, 2010 at 9:33 PM

    "shut out any parties that could provide alternative outlets"

    WTH does this mean. grids, four stomaches, a giant meth bong?

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  15. joejoeNovember 22, 2010 at 9:38 PM

    Get more counseling. You're gonna need it. You might want that GRIDS testing again in 6 months. And I don't even want to know what this unfolding lotus is about.

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  16. joejoeNovember 22, 2010 at 9:59 PM

    just don't sue beardrama, that would only make matters worse.

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  17. OMGBearzNovember 23, 2010 at 2:02 AM

    Douchebags.
    Douchebags everywhere.


    ...speaking of douchebags, Hi Sean! Hi Dave!

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