PedoByrnes

Bear Drama received an anonymous email.

I will give you what is probably the biggest news your blog has never posted in exchange for your identity.

A founding father of the modern day bear community has been a very very very bad boy... at least he wanted to be until Chris Hansen showed up.

Deal?

Four days later, bingo. It turns out that the lead was true. I present you with International Mr. Bear 1999, the sole creator of  The International Bear Brotherhood Flag, and our very own Pedobear: Craig Byrnes.

Eat It, You Self-Righteous, Lying Fuck

Meet mamoosh. He used to be friends with Patrick Cancera, aka Father Moose. Then Father Moose got leukemia. Then he got pancreatic cancer. Then his stuffed animals started talking to him. Then he went on a walkabout in the desert, where Jesus appeared to him in a psychic vision disguised as Dave Wilson. Then things got weird.

A More Appropriate Nickname Never Existed

Mooch.

The boy... he has problems, not the least of which is an almost total lack of perspective.

Back in 2001, Mooch arranged for his ultra-cake fantasy to come true by becoming a kept boy. He moved in with two bears in NYC. They would cover rent, expenses, everything. His end of the bargain? DO ANYTHING.

Pick up around the apartment. Sort laundry. Dust.

If you can't do any of that, at least snag a low-wage job. Volunteer. Fill your days with something. SOMETHING.

How long do you think it took him to fuck it up, and then lose his job, even after multiple second chances?

USMCBear

Meet Ed. He likes boys. So much so that he got them drunk and fucked them. Nice.

When Matt blew the whistle on Ed, his courageous citizenship was rewarded with threats from Ed's friends, publically and privately. That's what friends are for!

This Is How It's Done

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