You Still Have A Vagina. Fail.

That's right. Cat Macro Drama.

DJ Mad Adam wants the world to be his LOLcat. He spends a good chunk of his waking hours making and cross-posting them to various uninterested forums. Trouble is, they're never funny, and often don't even make sense. Any regular person with normal intelligence knows it's time to hang it up when the special needs Cat Macros community calls them on their unfunny wank, but not DJ Mad Adam. He sees it as a challenge.

[Clarification: DJ Mad Adam deleted about 75% of his back-and-forth posts to this thread. What you see here is the lopsided aftermath.]

"Silent Bob" Implies SILENCE

Oh dear. Paramount went and remade our beloved Trek. This can only result in NERD RAGE.

HeyZeusHCristoAlmighty!!!

We Can End Gay Drama Forever

This came with little in the way of explanation. How do these gentlemen know one another? What's the back story? Is this a failed romance? Bitter enmity? Is Matt Strawn ESL?

The clues are few but tantalizing. Does anyone know more?

The Browneye Salute At Fiesta

John and Rob split up. These things happen. They wanted to make it amicable, but it didn't work out that way.

Things went south. Way south. Tucson brown south. Then Rob posted John's password in his Live Journal, and it all came out. So to speak.

Eat It, You Self-Righteous, Lying Fuck

Meet mamoosh. He used to be friends with Patrick Cancera, aka Father Moose. Then Father Moose got leukemia. Then he got pancreatic cancer. Then his stuffed animals started talking to him. Then he went on a walkabout in the desert, where Jesus appeared to him in a psychic vision disguised as Dave Wilson. Then things got weird.

Being HIV+ Is Killing Me For Being Such A Dirty Tramp

Bear internet LOLyer Joe Hayden seems to think that if you use an online handle other than YOUR REAL AND TOTAL NAME, it means that you're a closeted, self-hating, log cabin republican, and he goes in for the attack. Enter: lulz.

After requesting and being denied JC's dong, Joe went ballistic, accusing him of the above self-hating, closeted behavior. After that, a weebly website popped up, enumerating Joe's various charms. Not to be outdone, Joe responded with his own incoherent weebling.

It breaks my heart to see the internets fight like this. It really does.

A More Appropriate Nickname Never Existed

Mooch.

The boy... he has problems, not the least of which is an almost total lack of perspective.

Back in 2001, Mooch arranged for his ultra-cake fantasy to come true by becoming a kept boy. He moved in with two bears in NYC. They would cover rent, expenses, everything. His end of the bargain? DO ANYTHING.

Pick up around the apartment. Sort laundry. Dust.

If you can't do any of that, at least snag a low-wage job. Volunteer. Fill your days with something. SOMETHING.

How long do you think it took him to fuck it up, and then lose his job, even after multiple second chances?

What The God's Honest Truth Is

Apparently Rob "cheated" on him.

While they were broken up and not talking.

Paul demanded that Rob mail all of his stuff to Alabama at Rob's expense, or else he was going to call the cops, and Paul threatened to send Rob's mom a sex tape they purportedly made.

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1175381318&v=info

About Me:

Let's play JEOPARDY.

I'll take CHEATERS for $300, Alex.

Question: This person will connive, steal, lie, gossip and cheat his way through life. In fact, this person is so irresponsible that he chose to go to Chicago to hang out with friends, when he still had (2) unpaid traffic tickets, which have now been turned into a bench warrant for his arrest. His own parents even had him arrested, while he was all cracked out on drugs.

Answer: Who is Rob Blow?

What bothers me the most is how much Rob Blow has them suckered into believing what the god's honest truth is. I have pictures, emails and screen shots to prove he cheated on me. What else can I do to defend my character?

I do and he knows I have the evidence. I am not here to defend my character. Why should an innocent person like myself be faced with defending my character and honor just because his bf cheated on him? If he wants to surround himself around friends that want to support his reckless behavior then those friends will not have a place in my life.

P.S. Many of you yesterday made a mockery of my last post calling it a "roller coaster" of a ride. To all of you insensitive and shallow people, SHUT THE FUCK UP or be man enough to say it to my face. If you chose to support such negligent antics mentioned above, you are no better of a person then him. This post has one purpose, to bring AWARENESS so this does not happen to anyone else in the future.

USMCBear

Meet Ed. He likes boys. So much so that he got them drunk and fucked them. Nice.

When Matt blew the whistle on Ed, his courageous citizenship was rewarded with threats from Ed's friends, publically and privately. That's what friends are for!

The Home For Wayward Cubs

Useless meth-hag Erik Galston (aka comicbookcub) screws up and finds himself homeless. Again. No problem; Matt runs a shelter, and promptly arrives at the center of drama. Again.

Guess how it ends? Go on, guess. But at least Erik didn't steal Matt's stuff and pawn it for drugs, like he did to his next boyfriend, and then the following boyfriend in California.

Erik's in Maryland now, and running out of states. The clock is ticking. What's next, Erik? Guam?

This Is How It's Done

The one and only KCFireplug.

Because We Don't Like Having Pesky Subscribers

Here, Bear Magazine shoots steroids in the vein under their cocks itself in the foot.

JABBA THE BEAR I AM NOT

How did “Bear” become synonymous with any old chubby homosexual? It was not always so. The defining days of the Bear Movement in the 1990s featured plenty of medium to large size men. XXXL was not presumed; it was the exception. The presumption of BEAR=FAT also does not reflect the reality of today’s Bear Movement – only an unfortunate gradual usurpation of the BEAR label over time in the Jungian gay collective unconscious.

However, we can’t kid ourselves any longer. The co-opting of the Bear identity is real....

Part of the cause of the lamentable pendulum swing from Bear to chub is the result of the content of our self-labeled media. Porn studios like Bear Films and CyberBears have spent years flooding the market with chub porn that seems to be allergic to Bears who are physically fit. If the medium is the message, this was a detour way off the scales.

We take a different point of view, and fortunately, the market recognizes that chubs have not completely absorbed Bears. We want Bear media to be prouder, and more masculine... in production choices for our porn lines Butch Bear®, BEAR® and Backroom Films®... we relentlessly deliver underrepresented [LOL -ed.] Bear images of what we want to see: tight, hairy, thrusting meaty muscle instead of jiggly cottage cheese.

Perhaps Yoda said it best, “Size matters not.”... Like Yoda, we believe in aiming for better and not necessarily bigger. So help me Obi-Wan Jack Radcliffe and deliver fit-Bear DVDs, and BEAR® t-shirts and bumper stickers to all my Bear brothers this holiday season – and may the real Bear Force be with you always.

Bad Bear Profiles

Wayne flounces from Bad Bear Profiles. He is called on his flounce. He doesn't like it. Things really pick up when lunatic DJ Mad Adam weighs in.

HIVersary

Follow along with this Live Journal mess.

Meet Michael, aka "Hadrianus Michael Canida," if you can believe that. He used to be all boyfriendy with Mattison before Mattison decided to start receiving nourishing semen from gift-giver Jamie, who gives the gift of GRIDS. Then Michael dumped Mattison, who by this time was all GRIDSy himself, and Mattison was snatched up by Jamie. Now Michael is bitter. But not GRIDSy. He dodged that bullet.

Anyway, it's all up in herre.